Ode to Team Slayer
By Michael Allison
How despondent would become the forerunners,
To see there installations shamed
With behavior such as this.
When always one ally is a Dives
There truly is no aggro reset.
In conflict to the Dives’ demands
Your also ever-present Leeroy vetos a perfect game.
“Team BRs on Snowbound” becomes
“Loading New Map” becomes “Team Slayer on Foundry”.
Said game becomes lagging opposition,
Which quickly becomes disappointing carnage report.
Dives shouts, sighs, scrams.
Leeroy asks to team up…
…and then strikes B.
Your resignation leaves but one remaining former teammate,
Brought down by one to fourty-nine,
Alone and AFK.
This is but a draft, and I may extend this by at least another stanza or two. And yes, this is for English, and despite my horrid poetry abilities, I believe this will get a high mark.
